"You know something George, , , we've been coming to the Lake District for the last 40 years and this has to be the wettest summer of the lot. I reckon it's time to admit defeat and have a fortnight in Spain or somewhere like that"
"but Mildred; you know I don't like all that foreign food, and what about the funny water"
"Oooo, you do worry about things. There's plenty of room in the caravan so we could take our own"
"Perhaps you're right Mildred, perhaps you're right"